After deciding to create a blog, this random nerd on the internet created a blog; that’s about all you need to know.
OK, fine. I’ll tell you a bit more.
After being born in Windsor (or at least, that’s what I tell people; on an unrelated side note, I really hate Slough), he moved to London, where he earned the nickname “Coconut” (I’ll let you think about that one). After managing to make an enemy of 10% of the year and 90% of the teacher’s (being the overly
critical jerk analysing person that he is) he realised that there was a way to be a critical jerk analysing person without insulting people or himself; he started reviewing things on a blog.